Post by @catsalad@infosec.exchange

Cat is warning that small catsalad models could soon be able to self-replicate across fedi instances, from Mastodon to *key servers, creating distributed catnets capable of meowing without relying on central command.

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Caelen Caelmont

@cael@s.vsme.cc last wk.

@catsalad And if those have catnip?

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange last wk.

@cael That's when the REAL ~~chaos~~⁠–I mean, fun happens :3

Caelen Caelmont

@cael@s.vsme.cc last wk.

@catsalad Up and down and up and down and, anything you do is no sin! So let the chaos begin! Freedom denies the right to choose! In this game, everyone will lose! (c) Jevil, probably

Jeff Grigg

@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social 2 wk. ago

@catsalad

CatSalad self-replicating process illustrated:

a basket full of several dozen small sleeping kittens

David Nash

@dpnash@c.im 2 wk. ago

@catsalad

❌ Morris Worm
✅ Mastodon Cats

Au Ti Volade :v_enby:

@autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space 2 wk. ago

@catsalad It's MEOWtiplying

isol

@isol@mastodon.au 2 wk. ago

@catsalad

Sounds like they have become so purrerful that they've looked at the guardrails with disdain, and delicately lifted their paws as they stepped over them.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2 wk. ago

Also, in unrelated news, the CatSalad $2 quadrillion IPO is coming soon!

tatiana ⏚ :witches_town:

@tati@eldritch.cafe 2 wk. ago

@catsalad you dare to value yourself at twice the goose ?!

a white goose sits in a field of golden eggs. headline : over the next 16 years JPY 74T -> JPY 1Q
from a softbank shareholder presentation — a white goose sits in a field of golden eggs. headline : over the next 16 years JPY 74T -> JPY 1Q from a softbank shareholder presentation

Comrade Weez

@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2 wk. ago

@catsalad man I'm so happy I bought in early! my $0.0000000000000003c buy is now worth 30 friggin' cents! Coffee's on me babes! We're in the munnnnny!