Post by @heyheymomo@socel.net

heyheymomo

@heyheymomo@socel.net 2 days ago

❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms

✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost

4 panel comic: Panel 1: A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!” Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple! Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”

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Miakoda :neurodiversity:

@hellomiakoda@pdx.social 2 days ago

@heyheymomo I have noticed that the less tech the menu is using, the better the food is going to be.
Digital TVs with animations covering the menu every few seconds? Edible AT BEST.
Handwritten paper that looks like it's been taped there since the 80s? Best fucking food you've had in years! Bonus points if it's wrinkled.

heyheymomo

@heyheymomo@socel.net yesterday

@hellomiakoda very true!

Nick Collins

@njc@social.lol 2 days ago

@heyheymomo unfortunately, pencil just received an update. It’s got AI now. Also they removed the eraser, but you don’t need it because you’ve got the AI