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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 23 hr. ago

🚨 FEDI HACKED 🚨

Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner.

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@Aprazeth@mstdn.social 20 hr. ago

@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange 20 hr. ago

@catsalad I'm staying with a friend for a few days, so these are her kitties. #GuestKitties

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A puddle of anxious, rowdy black cat named Duncan crouch-sploots on a teal throw rug that he's pulled up and wrestled around into a mess. He has green eyes and bald spots that look like eyebrows in this picture. The rug is on a very clean cream carpet, with a teal wall and red accessories in the background.

A handsome orange tabby, Sebastian, sleeps serenely on his plush blanket, which rests on a red sewing table. He has the cutest little freckles on his pink nose. A green dress made of strips hangs behind him.

@xeniac@troet.cafe 20 hr. ago

@catsalad
Something cute, to compensate the pantie gremlin.

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@itisramenhood@mastodon.social 20 hr. ago

@catsalad had the pleasure of seeing Cap'n Sean and his cat Mirf at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (cat's name is short for the same).

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@vi_zzyzx@mstdn.social 20 hr. ago

Oh venerable CatSalad I offer a gathering of creamsicles #CatsOfMastodon

Three orange and white cats are in frame.

Left to right:
a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band
A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed
A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed — Three orange and white cats are in frame. Left to right: a flame point orange cat sniffs a human hand with a rainbow Apple Watch band A pastel orange and white cat sleeps in a rococo looking cardboard cat sofa bed A floofy dark orange and white cat sleeps in a paper accordion bed

@raphaelmorgan@disabled.social 20 hr. ago

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A tuxedo cat curled up under a blanket. She looks like a human taking a nap, lying on their side.

A tuxedo cat sitting on a messy table, bending down to sniff a mug of tea.

A tuxedo cat sleeping in a hammock made of her human's legs. She's basically hanging between the human's legs, supporting her paws and face on one of them. Her chin is tucked and she looks very comfy.

A tuxedo cat lying on a plastic bin with a catnip toy on top of her. The toy has been crocheted to look like a weed joint, and her head is swiveled back with her mouth near the "filter", so it looks like she's smoking the "joint".

@Catlynn@nerdculture.de 20 hr. ago

Four “kitties” sitting in the dirt having dinner out of their favorite green bowl

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 20 hr. ago

@Catlynn Trash kitties!

@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net 20 hr. ago

@catsalad HA NOT IF I LEAK IT MYSELF ! https://tacobelllabs.net/@arrjay/114795995554547849

Mr. Scam Likely

@unlofl@mstdn.social 20 hr. ago

@catsalad 🚽 👖 🐱

A photo looking down from sitting on a toilet, showing someones jeans and underwear around their ankles. A large black and white cat has flopped in there, and is wriggling around gnawing on the underwear.

ThePurpleOctopus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🇹🇼

@thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.space 21 hr. ago

@catsalad
Lily and Kinki do not want to be disturbed in my wardrobe... ;)

Two cats nestled in a pile of clothes. In the foreground, a tabby-and-white cat lies facing forward with its white chest and front paws extended. Directly behind it, a black cat with wide eyes stares intently at the camera

Chloë :nc_t: :nc_m: :thermian: [0x636174]

@Chloe@catwithaclari.net 21 hr. ago

@catsalad@infosec.exchange kitties!

A photo of some kittens sitting in a pet hammock. There are four of them, two brown tabbies, a black cat, and then an orange tabby sitting on top of the other three cats. the other three cats are looking at the camera while the orange one is looking at something else, below the camera.

rebeld 🇨🇦

@rebeld@cosocial.ca 21 hr. ago

@catsalad Don’t threaten us with a good time.

Also:

Nora, a regal and disinterested female tabby cat sitting sideways on a ledge in front of a wide screen tv.

The tv screen has a still from Bridgerton, Queen Charlotte is wearing an elaborate headdress and seems to be impressed by the Nora’s regal bearing. — Nora, a regal and disinterested female tabby cat sitting sideways on a ledge in front of a wide screen tv. The tv screen has a still from Bridgerton, Queen Charlotte is wearing an elaborate headdress and seems to be impressed by the Nora’s regal bearing.