A black-and-white hand-drawn chart titled "Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart" shows a tall, narrow vertical column divided into many horizontal gray bands, with labels and pointer lines on both sides. Labels, top to bottom: - Radio (shouting) - TV test patterns - 1G cellular - Radio (music) - Radio (static) - Reserved for zeppelin navigation - TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 - 2G cellular - Interference - WKRP in Cincinnati - Spaceship beeps - All other TV - Car dealership ads - Numbers stations - Weather balloons - Amateur radio - Ham radio - "Weather balloons" - Choosing Texas 24/7 - Boat captains say they need this for something and we don't ask what because they're scary - The secret radio waves that make planes stay up - Defunct satellite phone company - Radioastronomy - Radioastrology - All modern wireless infrastructure - Death rays - Lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to - Security guard walkie talkies - Amateur military satellites - Left open in case aliens try to call - One brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull Hidden text: "Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest."