What women really keep inside their 👜
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@catsalad No woman would keep a PT Cruiser in her bag. A Jeep XJ maybe, but not a PT Cruiser.
@catsalad bowling ball AND backup bowling ball
@catsalad I didn’t know you knew my wife! 😦
i would never reach into a woman's purse without explicit consent. not just for the consent/privacy aspect; i'm not sure i'd be totally safe reaching into some purses. :)
@paul_ipv6 Smart! You never know when it's a mimic.
nice to know they have multiple uses. 'cause a mimic is a terrible thing to waste.
@catsalad I think u forgot all the kept buy receipts dating back from when they first bought that purse 😂.
@catsalad Can confirm with my wife's purse. 😂
@catsalad True Story: one time at church my grandma was digging around her purse for the collection plate and brought out 1) a lightbulb 2) an inflatable life raft 3) a spare wig
@Allinrep @suzannealdrich It pays to be prepared!
@catsalad True, you never know when you need a wig!
@suzannealdrich
@suzannealdrich I'm not the one to say what grandma should do, but if a pigeon pooped on MY head, I wouldn't cover it with a wig.
Must say, I'm a bit curious about the size of the bag...
. . . next time I ask a woman for a hotdog and she says no, all imperious like, I'm gonna . . . be so mad . . .
@catsalad When you're on the town with your BFF and she lends you her PT Cruiser because you forgot yours at home #justgirlythings
@catsalad I am a man with a purse that never leaves my side! But the thing is... besides my wallet - no one knows what I keep in it!
@withinity Not even you? :O
@catsalad I know maybe what 80% of the stuff in there is and am a person. I hope I didn't logically contradict myself. The 20% though those are surprises!
@catsalad damnit I left my 100 pack of hotdog buns at home