What women really keep inside their 👜
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@catsalad the ketchup bottle is reused as water bottle.
my wife said the car keys were in her purse but all i could find was:
1. The Pleiades star cluster
2. A clay tablet with a written complaint about inferior copper from Ea-nāṣir
3. The feeling between ennui and langour
4. An unused boron or hafnium control rod for a compact pressurized water reactor from an Ohio-class nuclear submarine
5. A Service Pack 4 installation CD for Windows NT 3.51 Workstation
before i could keep looking she shouted that the keys were on the nightstand
@catsalad
All the above plus emergency backup handbag, which in turn contains...
@catsalad blowtorch right beside bong - the two make a set I presume 
@catsalad el mío últimamente esta lleno de gusanitos que va almacenando mi hija 🤣
@catsalad They have another purse in their purse?!?
@catsalad I fuckin KNEW it!
@catsalad exqueeze me, that is referred to as a 'Zong'.
Thank you.
@catsalad hey listen here! I didn't measure but I'm pretty sure the bong is at least 5ft!
@catsalad women got [bag of holding] as a starting perk?
@catsalad mine has snacks. The fact that the snacks are occasionally dehydrated crickets is beside the point.
@catsalad damnit I left my 100 pack of hotdog buns at home
@catsalad Being somewhere in between, my backpack has an analogous collection of stuff.