@lowqualityfacts if it goes through AI, that seems about right

@lowqualityfacts Also listening to a voice message burns as much calories as running a Half-Marathon. No wonder people don't like doing it.

@lowqualityfacts it is! due to the increasing electrical usage caused by the interweb, the cellphones and the streaming platforms, since the early 2000s the most energy hungry countries started to burn even more ferrets to satisfy the increasing electricity demand. this caused a net increase in ferrets prices (currently 28 USD per metric ton!) and a ferret shortage. the situation looks grim, but currently there are prototype plants burning suricate instead. (source: I'm a ferret engineer.)

@lowqualityfacts That's nothing compared to the amount of electricity wasted by the LLM that helped me draft it.