@catsalad Today's coal mine owners are younger, and drive EVs because of their concerns about climate change.

@catsalad tell it to the whales

@catsalad The Onion, isn't it? Please tell me, it's The Onion

@catsalad huh? LOL!!!

@catsalad tell me this is a satirical publication 😞

@catsalad Superyacht owners. They're just like us.

@catsalad “So, what radicalized you?”

@catsalad I think the "/s" fell from the heading.

@catsalad "also, they're still total cunts."

@catsalad Making our misery worse, but doing it in style???

@catsalad

Was this written by a dinghy?

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@catsalad orca bait

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@catsalad More in tune?

"You can write the article, just remember to describe me as an enlightened and benevolent monarch, if you wish to keep working"

@catsalad, that's a bit misshapen and is definitely missing at least an eye stalk…

@catsalad of course they are

I wonder what the climate impact of burning them all to the waterline would be

let's find out

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“In tune” as in active participant in the crisis?

@catsalad To cut down on fuel emissions, I use galley slaves to row my eco-superyacht

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