*guillotine gif*
@catsalad the lies some people will tell themselves and each other.
@catsalad One yacht, actually sailing vessel is very cool.
Black Pearl is a large sailing vessel
When under sail, the propellors are turned by the flowing water and drive generators that power the ship's systems and living quarters. It was originally planned to have sails made up of solar cells to reduced to 0 relaiace on fossil fuel generator but that didn't pan out as the technology isn't quite there yet for solar-cell sails.
@catsalad uh-huh....those are words and they do make a complete sentence
“Saving our oceans can only be achieved by working together on a global scale. With the superyacht industry leading the way, let’s hope others follow.”
@catsalad ... do you think the person that wrote that can read?
@catsalad Eat the rich, unless it's gamebros.
@catsalad They can say that once their boats are powered entirely by ethically sourced solar panels. None of them are though.
@catsalad "in tune" as in "have accepted the inevitability and won't do anything about it"?
@catsalad Sometimes, the news just make satire redundant.
@catsalad hmm. If they were truly in tune with the climate crisis they wouldn't have....
@catsalad so in tune with the climate crisis that they've decided "fuck it, I'll live somewhere that can cope with floods" ?
huh. not sure "in tune with" is the way i'd describe them... "contributing actively towards" would be much closer.
@catsalad yeah, right 🙈 😡
@catsalad 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't tell if it is the Onion. Funnier if it isn't
@catsalad Oh, I'm so glad. 😝
ummmmmmm.............
@catsalad "They act almost human!"
@catsalad Today's coal mine owners are younger, and drive EVs because of their concerns about climate change.
@catsalad tell it to the whales
@catsalad The Onion, isn't it? Please tell me, it's The Onion
@catsalad tell me this is a satirical publication 😞
@catsalad Superyacht owners. They're just like us.
@catsalad “So, what radicalized you?”
@catsalad I think the "/s" fell from the heading.
@catsalad "also, they're still total cunts."
@catsalad Making our misery worse, but doing it in style???
Was this written by a dinghy?
@catsalad More in tune?
"You can write the article, just remember to describe me as an enlightened and benevolent monarch, if you wish to keep working"
@catsalad, that's a bit misshapen and is definitely missing at least an eye stalk…
@catsalad of course they are
I wonder what the climate impact of burning them all to the waterline would be
let's find out
@catsalad To cut down on fuel emissions, I use galley slaves to row my eco-superyacht


@catsalad
Today's superyacht owners are keenly aware that coastal cities are going to be underwater. Plus angry mobs are harder to direct at sea.