Everyone has been very nice to me today. Apologies if anyone has thought me replying with emojis is a bit rubbish. I'm not very good at dealing with people being genuinely kind. So do please know it really did mean an awful lot to me - genuinely - it's just I'm shit at responding. ❤️
Hurrah! Happy birthday, you.🥳
Scurrilous rumours that Ben looks like a monkey & apparently *smells* like one too, have been completely denied, the zoo said in a statement. "We know what monkeys smell like, & Ben's more of a...[muffled shouting & thumps]" a spokesperson insisted as they were forced into the waiting ambulance.
@TheBreadmonkey
Fine! Happy birthday ... AGAIN!
Thanks for the cake.
Love you, Eddie. Thanks for being a consistently real bright spot for me generally. I don't want to get weird, but I feel like it transcends social media. You're welcome at mine anytime. There's always a place at the table. X
@TheBreadmonkey We can be meaner if it would make you more comfortable, you silly twat.
@TheBreadmonkey
Same. I get this.
Hope you had a great day.
@TheBreadmonkey HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET BEN 🖤🖤🖤✨
Thank you so much. 😊❤️
@TheBreadmonkey
Hey, it's your birthday. You can emoji if you want to, emoji if you want to.
@TheBreadmonkey Happy birthday to a true original 😉

@TheBreadmonkey 🥳💕🎈🧁a vegan, wonderful, birthday cupcake to one of our bestest, Ben!