An infographic titled "A Guide to British Food," featuring: Ham sandwich as pig flaps ‘n’ wheat Scotch eggs as petrol station foetus Trifle as booze soup Mushy peas as slurry mulch Malt loaf as brown Sausage roll as foreskins crumble tube Crumpets as buttered stodge Crisp sandwich as dry potato dry Pork pie as innards prison Cornish pasty as Devon meat envelope Scone as jam clag Shepherd’s pie as mince disappointment