I am losing my goddamn mind, IKEA just released a skyrim mod where you get a kallax companion voiced by matt berry.
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https://creations.bethesda.net/en/skyrim/details/bb2fbdf4-239e-4945-b69a-a5560fcf5b86/KALLAX_STORAGEBORN
NOT kidding