Two panels: 1. A man arms-folded and looking stern: IF YOU DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS, YOU WILL END UP ALONE, CHUGGING WINE, WITH A BUNCH OF CATS. 2. A woman reclining elegantly on a couch wearing a milkmaid top and red pantaloons looking happy with two cats and a glass of red wine in hand: DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.