For mental health reasons I’m going to try staying off basically all screens for longer intervals during the day, maybe even days, which means I will miss some things, which I don’t like, almost as much as I don’t like sentences with too few commas, really the more the merrier, so on that note if you all could just move to Eugene, Oregon, and come hang out with me in person, that’d really help me out. Thanks.

(Except for Canadian friends. You stay where you are. It’s better for you.)

If you do choose to move here I can promise the following:

1. Terrible puns.
2. Espresso.
3. Free watercolor classes.
4. Getting ruthlessly ignored by a corgi.
5. At lesst twenty minutes a month of standing in a river (year round!) while I make no. 1. By which I mean make terrible puns (see no. 1). Not the other no. 1. Although a friend recently rafted the Colorado river and they were all instructed to make the other no. 1 in the river, not the ground. FYI.
6. AuDHD conversation.
7. Lichen.