🤞 Would be the best #news of the year ;)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/commentisfree/2026/sep/04/mark-zuckerberg-resign-meta
#Tech #Zuckerberg #CEO #Technology #MarkZuckerberg #Facebook #Meta #Resign #Evil #Overlord
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It would be great not to no longer see is insufferable face but Meta would still exist and would still be part of a repulsive oligarchy.
@MichelPatrice Probably might end up seeing his evil mug even more as he turned his attention towards activities such as engineering killer mosquitos like Gates ;)
@madeindex mhm? and what about the shares he holds?
We let that be, and let him fade into silence with all his money, so he can start other draconian ventures
@mahadevank I guess he would have less capital at his disposal, only his own, to do evil?
One or two of his "me-too-inventions" later and he would be moving in next door to us ;)
"It's time for Mark Zuckerberg - and Meta in its entirety, just to be sure - to be sealed in an iron ball and fired into the heart of the sun."
FTFY
@imalcolm@mastodon.social @madeindex@mastodon.social let’s be efficient about it and fire them into outer space instead
@charlotte @imalcolm Not a penalty for them, just means they would finally be flying home (economy not business though)! 😜
@madeindex Would the replacement really be any better?
@madeindex @willie1foot Nope. They're all cut from the same cloth. 😐
Exactly. Here comes the new boss, (exactly like the old boss).
@imalcolm @tk @willie1foot Okeeee you convinced me, so we let the drunk captain burn with the ship and riot when the government wants to bail them out ;)
