I don't mean to brag, but I apparently absolutely annihilated the human land-speed record at #ParkRun this morning. Seriously - obliterated it. It felt slow but I must have been rocketing along.
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@TheBreadmonkey amazing, well done. say hello to the speed force for me.
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Nice! 🥳
Though, are you training to become a spider. as your web building technique is a little off.
@TheBreadmonkey that kind of carry on would get you banned from Pokemon Go back in the day
@TheBreadmonkey "Are we sure he didn't just tie the fitbit to a stray dog because this map is wiiiild...."
@AnarchoNinaWrites @TheBreadmonkey “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog”
No one ever said I can't ride my horse
@TheBreadmonkey @AnarchoNinaWrites Getting back in the saddle.
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Forrest Monk(ey) 🏃♂️