Invention idea to package high calorie snacks inside corn kernels so they can be "smuggled" out of our bodies without the calories being absorbed.
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@Alice
You're a genius, Alice.
I think you just created a great idea that's going to revolutionise the smuggling industry..😀
Think diamonds...💎
I can't wait until this idea takes off and someone asks me about how I came up with it, similar to when Doc Brown tells Marty McFly about how he came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor and it will go something like this:
"I was sitting on the toilet on an otherwise average Thursday morning when I realized the corn from dinner the night before had managed to survive the entire journey through my body virtually unscathed so I wondered what would happen if I put more exciting stuff inside the kernels, such as cake and brownies, and here we are!"
@Alice
Okay but can they at least be covered in delicious chocolate? I hear it makes for an excellent digestive lubricant.
@Alice
No point unless you can taste the cake etc on entry.
@Burn_this_ Please don’t ruin my dumb joke with FACTS!
The backside story helps.
@Alice When you deliver a baby, the nurses know you’ve been eating corn. I’m just saying
@Alice I was just thinking whether I should start wearing jump suits and saw your post about Doc Brown.
He was right the creative process is circuitous
@Alice Call them "Tracer Roundz". Million-dollar idea.
