i am able to drink water without an app
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lokni, more like vendor lokin
took me a minute, lel
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never forget the cyberpunk dystopia is real and prague likes it
get cheaper tickets on your pidlikačka mobilek
get the official turrist app
uber airport
I like how you are treated as a second class citizen if you dont use a mobilek. you are actively punished and fined for it. its what separates you from the intellectual class of prague. think about it - if the ticket is 40CZK with an app, but 43CZK without, you're being fined 3CZK. It's always advertised as cheaper with an app/online/etc but it's actually more expensive without. Maybe those 3CZK are what your worth is in data mining, when you install the app and click 'agree'.
they even did a game about it, did you know? deus ex : mankind divided is set in prague. actually i dont know if its about mobileks and tickets.
i didnt play it, but i looked at some pictures to find things wrong with it.
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otoh mr pixelek 11 pro costs upwards of 30000 czk. I'd need to use him to buy 10000 tikits to break even.
just because you can doesn't mean you should! install HydrationCasino on your mobilek to gamify the experience. i can highly recommend it
typical fedi corpocreep trying to disguise ads as genuine posts! reported
thank you for curating your experience!
@p Are you sure you're drinking it correctly? Maybe you need an app for that with AI 
i use my ai girlfriend for other things. mostly sex.
@p@hj.9fs.net Impossible.
@p you are a FUCKING god I've been using a water IV powered by AI for at least 3 years now
i heard about that, i actually considered it for a while. it has the nicest reminder notifications of all the watering apps on the market. but in the end i didn't need it.
here's my secret. there's a youtube video that teaches you how to divide up your waking hours into 568 sections, and for each you drink a glass of water.
So if you sleep for about six hours, this gives you a glass of water to drink every 1.9 minutes. long enough to recover and short enough to not forget.
but admittedly i wasnt totally genuine in my original post - i do use the stopwatch app
