i am able to drink water without an app
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lokni, more like vendor lokin
took me a minute, lel
@p
never forget the cyberpunk dystopia is real and prague likes it
get cheaper tickets on your pidlikačka mobilek
get the official turrist app
uber airport
I like how you are treated as a second class citizen if you dont use a mobilek. you are actively punished and fined for it. its what separates you from the intellectual class of prague. think about it - if the ticket is 40CZK with an app, but 43CZK without, you're being fined 3CZK. It's always advertised as cheaper with an app/online/etc but it's actually more expensive without. Maybe those 3CZK are what your worth is in data mining, when you install the app and click 'agree'.
they even did a game about it, did you know? deus ex : mankind divided is set in prague. actually i dont know if its about mobileks and tickets.
i didnt play it, but i looked at some pictures to find things wrong with it.
just because you can doesn't mean you should! install HydrationCasino on your mobilek to gamify the experience. i can highly recommend it
typical fedi corpocreep trying to disguise ads as genuine posts! reported
thank you for curating your experience!
@p Are you sure you're drinking it correctly? Maybe you need an app for that with AI 
i use my ai girlfriend for other things. mostly sex.
@p@hj.9fs.net Impossible.
@p you are a FUCKING god I've been using a water IV powered by AI for at least 3 years now
i heard about that, i actually considered it for a while. it has the nicest reminder notifications of all the watering apps on the market. but in the end i didn't need it.
here's my secret. there's a youtube video that teaches you how to divide up your waking hours into 568 sections, and for each you drink a glass of water.
So if you sleep for about six hours, this gives you a glass of water to drink every 1.9 minutes. long enough to recover and short enough to not forget.
but admittedly i wasnt totally genuine in my original post - i do use the stopwatch app
