@timbray But.. why would anyone want this?

@timbray Ew

@timbray Why not? Give away the lamps, sell the oil. Except, the lamp is not really free here, and the oil is some special non-foaming toothpaste so the cameras cannot see nothing. 🤪😂

@timbray on the other hand, the person doing unspeakable things with my toothbrush is so busted.

@timbray
Next phase: smell-o-rama!

@timbray oh fuck no.