"They attacked us!"
"When?"
"On American soil!"
"What? How? Is anyone dead?"
"No."
"So what do you mean they attacked us?"
"They attacked our Troops!"
"What, when, how?"
"They... cyber attacked the troops fridges but THIS MEANS WAR!"
lol gimme a fucking break. Send GI Joe to the 7 Eleven for a burito like the rest of us I do not fucking care about this.
