@TheBreadmonkey I was just wondering what the heck the Stollen and the Speculatius biscuits are doing out in the supermarket, I guess it's not just Germany that's completely bonkers.

@TheBreadmonkey But... it's... it's not even October!

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Are you hanging up your stockings on the wall?
Fuck off, no, we’ve not even started Fall

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you may have noticed i am a grippy person.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/grippy

unless kids are involved, presents will be bought in the after xmas sales.

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<checks notes>

*climate change*

@TheBreadmonkey Ready or not here we come

@TheBreadmonkey this Chronological decadence will anger the old gods of the woods....

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I've never really (as an adult) felt a reason to be grateful for the weird intensity with which my country has become obsessed with Halloween, but I suppose it at least helps with this.

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God damn this world got so stupid.

@TheBreadmonkey reeds

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Now is the time of the deckings of the halls.

Tbf there was way more Halloween and “pumpkin season” (sort of Halloween into Thanksgiving) in the main decor area.

#JingleBells

@TheBreadmonkey people have three payslips to work out what they’re going to buy, and budget for it. The shops are predatory and want to ensure they get as much money as possible…

@TheBreadmonkey Yay! 🎄

@TheBreadmonkey For the well-to-do Christian Nationalists who want to renumerate calendars to remove October 31st and make November into a 31 day month.