Today I went to a witchy street fair and there was a promotion table for the Practical Magic 2 movie. The woman at the table told me there was a drawing to get tickets to the premiere. All you had to do was post a photo of yourself on social media with one of the . . . cardboard cutout hashtag thought bubbles (?) they had.

I asked her "Do you mean facebook and instagram? Because I got off of all Meta apps last year."

"What social media are you on?" she asked me

"Mastodon," I said.

"I'm old, " she said. "I don't know what that is."

"I said, well, if it's only for facebook and instagram, then I'm not your target market. But I AM your target market for this movie," I replied.

"Wait, just a minute," she said as she walked away for a few seconds. 1/2 #FediCoven