We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have: * a musician of significant talent, dedication, and skill, * who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres, * who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and * who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it. I can only conclude that the modern day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic. I will not be taking questions. [juxtaposed images of Mozart and Yankovic]