RE: https://infosec.exchange/@security_crawler_carl/117174070891313384
k i've never seen @security_crawler_carl before but he looks pretty cool
Qilin runs ransomware-as-a-service, leasing tools to criminal affiliates the way Blockbuster leased DVDs, except the late fees are your classified files.
Your quest objective: ensure ransomware response playbooks are tested and offline backups verified before Qilin's affiliates find your network. Good luck! The dungeon was already cleared — of your data.
Reward: You've received the Tarnished Federal Seal of Oops! It confers no buffs.