if anyone else ever gets a quantum computing grifter in their face saying things like "sigh no, of course it doesn't just try every possibility in parallel" as if that were a childish and exasperating misconception, as if it pained their massive world-weary genious psyche to fend off the rabble each day......

......please feel free to tell them the most evil people in the entire world made up a roko's basilisk for the discrete log problem