A 4-panel Joy of Tech comic showing Meta, Instagram, Threads, the Thumbs Up icon, and Facebook personified as party-going characters celebrating the child harm lawsuit settlement. Panel 1: The characters wear party hats and hold champagne, celebrating. Meta says “Woohoo! We settled the child harm case!” Instagram says “And all it cost us was the thing we have the most of… money!” The Thumbs Up adds “I love that it was just a slap on my wrist.” Panel 2: Meta: “We have to pay 17 billion, so that’ll only cost us about ten days of profit annually!” Instagram: “Even less! Our stock jumped almost 14 billion in value on news of the settlement!” Threads: “LOL! So the punishment made us richer!” Panel 3: A banner behind them reads “We won the child harm case.” Facebook: “But you know what’s even better than getting richer? They are forcing us to do age verification.” Threads: “Omg! Birthdates! Government IDs! Face scans!” Panel 4: Meta: “So to prove they’re a kid, we get to collect even more of their data!” Facebook: “This is fantastic! Who can we harm next?”