There's something wrong with the Beige today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our replies
We're seeing things in a different way
And Gargron knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise, yeah

We're Beigein' on the edge
Beigein' on the edge
Beigein' on the edge
Beigein' on the edge

There's something wrong with the Beige today
The Redis DB's getting dim
There's meltdown in disguise (ah)
If you can judge a server
By the performance of Mastodon
Then mister, you've a better API

We're Beigein' on the edge
(You can't stop the queues from growing) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(You can't see replies at all) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(You can't stop Postgres from falling) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(Everybody, everybody)

Tell me what you think about your situation
Complication, aggravation is getting to you, yeah
If Velocirooster tells you Mastodon is falling
Even if it wasn't, would you still come crawling
Back again?
I bet you would, my friend
Again and again and again and again and again

Tell me what you think about your situation
Complication, aggravation is getting to you, yeah
If Max Leibman tells you that the Fedi's calling
Even if it wasn't, would you still come crawling
Back again?
I bet you would, my friend
Again and again and again and again and

There's something right with the Beige today
And every Alice knows it's wrong
But we can tell 'em no or we could let it go
But I would rather be here logging on

Beigein' on the edge
(You can't stop the queues from growing) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(You can't see replies at all) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(You can't stop Postgres from falling) (Everybody, everybody)
Beigein' on the edge
(Everybody, everybody)

Beigein' on the edge
Beigein' on the edge
Beigein' on the edge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Beigein' on the edge (You can't stop the queues from growing)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't see replies at all)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't stop Postgres from falling)
Beigein' on the edge

Beigein' on the edge (You can't help yourself, you can't help yourself)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't see replies at all)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't help yourself, you can't help yourself)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't help yourself, you can't help yourself)
Beigein' on the edge (You can't stop the queues from growing)
Beigein' on the edge
Yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah