I was radicalized as a kid when I was playing a stupid online game called adventure quest and I went on a quest for this legendary sword called the blade of awe and the game let me go through the entire ordeal, fighting tough-ass monsters that I had to use my rare potions to defeat, and right at the point where I finally got the fucking sword the game told me I had to become a member for the low low price of 20 bucks a month in order to use it