@catsalad Please share your wisdom!

@catsalad dim the lights and open the cat window, of course! queers may have internal portals and/or mirrors...

@catsalad Well, first you need a source of infinite power to power the ritual. So you gotta strap a marmalade toast to a cat…

@catsalad I think saying "pspspspsps!" could be involved.

@catsalad there should be government funding going into this