Some vibe-coders protest their apps are rejected too fast, can't be a proper review. Well, they explicitly wrote it's vibe coded, and our policy does not allow that. It's like:

"I tried to place my book in the children's library, telling them it's all porn. They rejected it as unsuitable within 9 minutes. How could they tell that quickly? They can't have read it in that time!"

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