Not sure who if any one could possibly capture the insanity of it, but it’s worth someone writing about current apocalyptic job market. Since mid-2024, I’ve seen employers asking for everything from school grades (“hi Mum, what did I get in Maths in Space whoops I mean Society in year 11?”) to a blood test (for a basic marketing role) to tax returns to a soil sample from jobseekers. And that’s before we even get to how it makes one feel. I can't even imagine how graduates are doing atm.