Are they taking the piss?
@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if the boat is called the SS Nakatomi
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but, is it a christmas movie ?
@TheBreadmonkey lol. piss successfully extracted i think
@TheBreadmonkey I have never knowingly watched a Jason Statham movie. I haven’t been actively avoiding him, the kind of movies he makes just don’t do stuff for me that much 🤷🏻♂️
@a @TheBreadmonkey Have you not seen Spy, the Paul Feig film? He’s genuinely terrific in it. I need to see it again.
And his bits in the gag reel are great https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=CRg9oaOFLmDYGiA3&t=125&v=bXs2P3XxAVg&feature=youtu.be
hi ben!
"chatGPT make a poster of a cop taking out a load of baddies and rescuing some hostages.
p.s. the hero is bald and hard to kill."
i actually enjoyed it.
it does what is says on the tin.
also when i see
"HE IS ADORABLE"
i expect a furry creature.
imagine my surprise when it is a cockney hard man.
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @a I enjoyed it too. It was good fun. With an axe.
In other news - I recommend The Meg 2
@TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @a Ooh, yes. I must see that.
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @a Update: the Letterboxd poster for Mutiny now has Statham SHOOTING THE SEA! “You wet bastard! Take that!”
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @a If it’s a battle between the terrifying might of the world’s oceans and a Cockney former model in a two-piece suit I know which one I’m putting my money on.
@arratoon @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @a He was a diver for GB in the Commonwealth Games in the 90s—maybe he’s still mad at the water.
I'M A FUCKING BEE KEEPER *karate chop*