Hey Canada, ya cold-tolerant fucks! Yeah! You!

Elbows up! Fuck us Americans. Half of this dickbag country voted for the orange shitweasel. Don’t negotiate with him (us?). He’s a lying sack of moose bales, and he won’t keep his word even if you could get to an agreement. Make Americans feel the pain. Elections here are coming up. Make Republicans unpopular.

Anyhoo, thanks for the maple syrup. The Vermont and New Hampshire stuff is unobtainable here for a good while now.