This week, I've been scolded by strangers here for being disrespectful to both staircases and eclipses.
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Led Zepplin song incoming...
@mattblaze well the word stranger can be used as a defense mechanism and you cannot ascend or descend while using the word stranger as someone you have no feelings for and cannot influence you and yes, another eclipse is always on its way it is indeed a black sun situation
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Have you tried making them stare at one while shoving them down the other? 🤔
@mattblaze misread as “ellipses” and that’s believable although being upset about correct use of punctuation feels like more of a bluesky thing
@mattblaze What about stack hazers and ellipses?
@mattblaze you’re amazing in your ability to attract interesting follows.
@mattblaze To be fair, it’s hard to throw shade at an eclipse… 😁
I’ll see myself out.
@mattblaze Are you offering lessons? I have no idea how to be disrespectful to either of those objects.
@mattblaze @catsalad As is a part of every normal human's day…
*posts disrespectfully about a total eclipse of the staircase*
@mattblaze A true Renaissance man!
@mattblaze Eclipses as I can understand, but staircases, that's going too far. 😾
@catsalad @mattblaze Down with staircases, I say! They’re just a few steps away from a slippery slope. Then it’s just a race to the bottom.
@catsalad @mattblaze would you say it’s…
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
… a step too far?
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Make it a trifecta - be disrespectful to strangers too!
@mattblaze How DARE people express joy on seeing an eclipse and clap? To join in community by expressing the most mildness of connection by the simple act of collective applause.
@mattblaze one is always trying to get one over on us, and the other is always in the way.
*in the distance, a rim shot*
