This week, I've been scolded by strangers here for being disrespectful to both staircases and eclipses.
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@mattblaze What about stack hazers and ellipses?
@mattblaze you’re amazing in your ability to attract interesting follows.
@mattblaze To be fair, it’s hard to throw shade at an eclipse… 😁
I’ll see myself out.
@mattblaze Are you offering lessons? I have no idea how to be disrespectful to either of those objects.
@mattblaze @catsalad As is a part of every normal human's day…
*posts disrespectfully about a total eclipse of the staircase*
@mattblaze A true Renaissance man!
@mattblaze Eclipses as I can understand, but staircases, that's going too far. 😾
@catsalad @mattblaze would you say it’s…
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
… a step too far?
@mattblaze
Make it a trifecta - be disrespectful to strangers too!
@mattblaze How DARE people express joy on seeing an eclipse and clap? To join in community by expressing the most mildness of connection by the simple act of collective applause.
@mattblaze one is always trying to get one over on us, and the other is always in the way.
*in the distance, a rim shot*
