@TheBreadmonkey Tuppence a bag.

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Electronic images of some kind, Ben, or it didn't happen.

@TheBreadmonkey I used to work at a place where a small group of us would have a picnic everyday in the grass outside our work and play mellow music. I loved it and miss it.

@TheBreadmonkey in the summer after I was diagnosed with Crohn’s and kidney disease from the medication for it, I was habitually knackered, and had a doze in Kelvingrove Park every lunch break just about. It was, as Irving Bayliff would say, “very restorative!” 😊 🥱 🌳 ☀️

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I'm thinking of bench-sitting 'benchmarks'.

Would you say that you were more like sad Keanu or chatty Gump?

@TheBreadmonkey Lord of The Vegan Buffalo Wings

@TheBreadmonkey I sense Birdwatcher-in-Training. 🤔

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I am impressed. I have Hitchcock-like swarms of pigeons on my patio, but they're just after the sunflower seed. You command the pigeons with your mere presence.

@TheBreadmonkey You're hoping someone will give you bread crumbs, aren't you?

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Feeding your subjects crumbs, no doubt.

Despoticly.

@TheBreadmonkey At lunchtime, I become Lard of the Fries

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I, too, embrace being the lunchtime birdman. Except my flock tends to be mostly crows.

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I dig this.

I'll play along!

Shall I be Sprite of the Swallowtails, The Flutter Boss, or the Blossom Warden???