@TheBreadmonkey
I'm thinking of bench-sitting 'benchmarks'.

Would you say that you were more like sad Keanu or chatty Gump?

@TheBreadmonkey Lord of The Vegan Buffalo Wings

@TheBreadmonkey I sense Birdwatcher-in-Training. 🤔

@TheBreadmonkey
I am impressed. I have Hitchcock-like swarms of pigeons on my patio, but they're just after the sunflower seed. You command the pigeons with your mere presence.

@TheBreadmonkey You're hoping someone will give you bread crumbs, aren't you?

@TheBreadmonkey

Feeding your subjects crumbs, no doubt.

Despoticly.

@TheBreadmonkey

I noticed at the Vegan Camp Out this year they had little kits with seed in it that you can carry around with you in order to feed the birds, which I thought was cute and I'm looking for something similar myself.

@TheBreadmonkey At lunchtime, I become Lard of the Fries

@TheBreadmonkey
I, too, embrace being the lunchtime birdman. Except my flock tends to be mostly crows.

@TheBreadmonkey

I dig this.

I'll play along!

Shall I be Sprite of the Swallowtails, The Flutter Boss, or the Blossom Warden???