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No more wood.😆

@cstross

I do read the Onion, ya know



that makes me smart...

😎

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Woodsmen Wack Windblown Woody Willy

@cstross if we ever do go out into the Universe, will we find some previous Alien civilisation has drawn pictures of their genitals on on many worlds and they have lasted the eons of time between us ?

I hope so.

@cstross the ancient Ministry of Silly Names definitely plays the long game.

@cstross So no more morning wood walks?

@cstross I hope they didn't make a balls of that job

@cstross the headline wasn’t that hard to write. No stroke of genius necessary.

@cstross "day-to-day running of the farm said in a statement: ‘We feel that, for the safe keeping of the wood itself, it has to be done sooner rather than later as the damage will get worse and it will look nothing like a ‘T’ in a few years if we don’t."

I think that is complete bullshit. Especially given that they cut it all off until the tip.

@cstross "just the tip!"

@cstross "Penis Woods will Rise Again!"
(Sign to be posted outside Biggar Golf Club RSN.)

@cstross Despite swell opposition!

@cstross "Keep the tip," as the leper said to the whore...