The news editor was creaming themselves over finally getting to use this headline:
"Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much"
https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/19/phallic-shaped-penis-woods-chopped-despite-swell-opposition-29412849/
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@cstross "Keep the tip," as the leper said to the whore...
