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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:

@markwyner@mas.to 4 hr. ago

Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

#notmyfault #puns #dadjokes

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@yora@mastodon.gamedev.place 57 min. ago

@markwyner "Do I need sodium supplements too?"

"Na. But you need more potassium."

"K."

@TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world 1 hr. ago

That's quite unheathy but thank goodness you didn't run out of O2

@tooth@fairy.id 1 hr. ago

@markwyner not bad; not terrible.

@Limelight@ieji.de 2 hr. ago

@markwyner So lucky to not be in Magnesium debt yet.

-1 mg Mg

steeph :verifiedqueer: :verifiedace: 🎆 ٩(˘◡˘)۶

@steeph@queerchen.de 3 hr. ago

@markwyner Not a milligram left?

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:

@markwyner@mas.to 3 hr. ago

0mg of mg OMG.

@gins@mastodon.gamedev.place 3 hr. ago

@markwyner @steeph

0mg o' mg OMG.

@Johns_priv@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@markwyner *Angry upvote/favourite*

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:

@markwyner@mas.to 3 hr. ago

@Johns_priv 😂

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