Good morning. You are all tremendous tigers. Now get out there and have a simply marvellous day. I SAID MARVELLOUS. No take-backsies. X
But it's night, and I've already had a marvellous day! Do I have to start again?
@TheBreadmonkey OK, OK, since you *insist*! But I am starting waaaaaaay too early at a festival!
Gives you an opportunity to get all of the messy chaos out the way early doors so you can then relax into zen festival mode. And when the Johnny-come-latelies finally turn up you will be like a wise old elder. The festival expert. The festival whisperer. Come, my children. Let me lead the way. For I was here at the beginning. For the first sound. Gather round and listen to me.
@TheBreadmonkey I am already the old bit, as evidenced by every damn photo!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU ARE A SEXY WIZARD