Me, standing in front of a giant blender with 20 live billionaires squirming inside the pitcher: "I can't discuss the science behind why it works but when I hit the blend button, something truly wonderful for all of mankind will happen..."
*hits button*
Ron Popeil: "Oh my GOD, they're screaming, and all the blood, this is horrifying - what have you done?!"
Me: "Well you know what they say, move fast and break things - I think the important thing here Ron is our contribution to innovation..."
