I mean when I was a kid, like I'm talking about five years old here, I wanted to be murder police. You know, catch murderers? That kinda police. I've been told I have a good mind for that sorta thing.

And then the cops raided my parents house for the first time since I'd become conscious enough to form memories, I learned all about what cops were, and I never wanted to be a murder police again.

Law and Order broke so many American brains its not funny.