The US Presidency — brought to you by Scotts Miracle-Gro™️.
I kid you not — this is the actual American president now advertising… for a lawn company… while in office.
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@randahl
He pours it in his underwear getting ready for Natalie
@randahl finally, the curtain has been pulled aside so we can see the truth we always suspected…
@JohnnieMac Good thing they did not elect Hillary. She had an e-mail server! 😱
@randahl Sorry, I'm already using Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
@randahl
Is that a wholly owned subsidiary of Billy-Bob's Mircale-Gro Weed Stop and Gun Shop in Jasper, Texas?
@randahl All in the open, before running cameras. Admiral Crook, the Commander-in-Grift. TOTUS (Thug of the United States).
I only miss a verbatim statement of °This is a steal!", although that would be closest to truth , not yet another of his common lies.
@dazzr I hope we will eventually dig out the details of all of Trump's corrupt deals.
@randahl He's missing a trick the English crown uses to get freebies: the Royal Warrant -- as seen on superior brands of marmalade and other luxuries. The Presidential Seal on some brand of burger would be worth a few million a year to the Trump Revocable Trust. Then ketchup, mustard etc.
@randahl In the first term he advertised a pro-Trump bean company, so it’s probably as expected.
@randahl
Thompson's teeth
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
@randahl Notice he's *not* pitching Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
