@rbreich

"Based on the labels, it looks like we're stuck transporting the president again."

@rbreich

"Oh, I don't mind so much. They pay me a 'hazard bonus' for transporting toxic waste."

@rbreich They got 'fecal matter' right!

@rbreich "Orange chicken again?"

@rbreich “Technically, the labels are accurate.”

@rbreich “Usually we don’t take the trash out until after the flight, but I heard someone say that this load is really toxic, and it has to go ASAP!”

@rbreich Dunno how, but smells even WORSE than usual.

@rbreich first time I have to move shit between 2 planes.

@rbreich The classic, that fits most captions:

“Christ, what an asshole.”