The New York Times is such a bad newspaper that its reporters can't figure out the reason behind all these heat related catastrophes.
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I know the reason. It's the ancient deity of middle eastern goat herders punishing us for allowing people to use the wrong bathroom. That's the only possible explanation.
Quick, call mysticism beat ink-slinger Peter Baker and give him the scoop!
@mastodonmigration Editors may be the bad guys here
@mastodonmigration The New York times is such a bad newspaper that they can literally be winning freedom of the press court cases against the administration and we STILL think they're shills. Because they are.
@mastodonmigration they have been told not to report that reason
Impossible. Are you calling into question the journalistic integrity of the paper of record in the United States? (/sarcasm)
@jeffjarvis has a nice name for them:
Broken Times
@mastodonmigration Same as the BBC then...
