@cstross Hah!, a fraud, everyone knows serious gaming is unpossible without having feet firmly planted on floor, to get leverage legs->core->torso->arms, for absolute top acceleration/positioning of mouse and clicks. That chair would leave me rolling side- and lengthways like I was soapy in a bathtub.

@cstross Doomscrolling the venomous stinger

@cstross I’m slightly amused that that horror is labelled as ‘ergonomic’ by various sellers.

Maybe it’s possible to adjust it so that it doesn’t destroy your spinal column, but don’t set it up in the way that they’re displaying it.

@cstross

him: so, how do you like my new setup?
her: aaah, it stings my eyes

(sry)

@cstross Weyland-Yutani Office Supplies proudly presents: ☝️

@cstross

The scorpion chair looks like standard office furniture at Torment Nexus Industries