The nice lady on Fillmore selling me pants today asked where I lived, and when I told her, she made a concerned face and asked "Is it safe there?" so I replied "I'm the most dangerous thing there," and this is the only answer I will be using from now on.
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@evacide Legendary response.
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Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
@evacide dropped this 🎤
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From Terry Pratchett: On Fear: "A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest... because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her" (Wintersmith).
"I'm not locked in this town with them, they're in this town with me" kinda vibes
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The cashier at the convenience store I went to late one night told me as I was leaving, "Be safe. Or be dangerous."
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest bitch in the valley."
(duck and runs for cover OUT of the damn valley)
@evacide Sounds like an amazing t-shirt "most dangerous thing here"
@evacide Big "I'm the one who knocks" energy [approvingly]
