Folks, just remember the universal truth of my existence whenever I offer a hot take on cultural product that you don't agree with, okay?

That truth is that after nigh fifty fucking years on this earth, it is clear to me that I am not in fact, the target market. For anything. You can watch whatever movies you like and it doesn't matter at all if I like them. I don't like most anything. And the guys who make movies simply do not care, so it's irrelevant.